Witty Yoga Puns And Funny Yoga Jokes To Make You Giggle
If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than yoga puns and jokes. These witty gems are sure to get you giggling from memes to one-liners. And what’s better than a good laugh? A good laugh while doing yoga, of course.
So next time you feel stressed or down, take a break and check out some of these funny yoga jokes. They might just be the pick-me-up you need
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the yoga studio.
What do you call a yoga teacher who’s also a rabbi?
A yogi rebbi.
How many yoga teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but everyone in the class has to watch.
Why did the yogi refuse Novocain during his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
“My yoga mat is my dance floor.”
“I’m just here for the savasana.” – Unknown
If you can breathe
you can do yoga.
I am not a drop in the ocean
I am the entire ocean in a drop.”
Inhale, and God approaches you.
Hold the inhalation, and God remains with you. Exhale, and you approach God. Hold the exhalation, and surrender to God. – Tirumalai Krishnamacharya
“Yoga is like a faith-lift
it helps to smooth out the creases.”
Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?
They always want to find their inner peas.
I’m not a yoga teacher, but if you want to come to my house and do some downward dog
I tried yoga once
but it was too hard to stand on one leg and stay calm at the same time.
If you want to know my flexibility,
just look at my schedule.
Asanas are like life partners
some of them are easy, some are demanding, some give us pleasure while others pain, but we have to live with all of them anyways!
Never underestimate the power of Yoga pants…
they can make even the most uninterested man go crazy!
Just because I can touch my toes
doesn’t mean I am flexible in every aspect of life.
If you’re ever feeling down
just remember that there’s always someone out there who is worse off than you… they’re not doing yoga.
I don’t always do yoga
but when I do, I make sure to wear the tightest pants possible so that everyone knows how flexible I am.
Yoga is like a love affair
it always starts with some intense passion, but then it becomes more about the journey than the destination.
I’m not obsessed with yoga
I just really like the way my ass looks in leggings.
Yoga is the perfect way to forget about your problems
at least for an hour or two.
I’m pretty flexible
but I can’t do a handstand to save my life.
Yoga is a great way to de-stress
after all, it’s hard to worry about things when you’re concentrating on not falling over.
I tried yoga once
but it was too hard to sit still for that long without drinking wine.
If you want to know how flexible I am.
Just look at my schedule.
I’ve been practicing yoga for decades.
Yep, it’s been a pretty long stretch.
What’s a pirate’s least favorite yoga move?
The plank pose.
I run a meditation and yoga studio for angry donkeys.
It’s called “peace of ass”.